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The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen. “P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.” Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?” The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.  She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.  “But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device. “And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.” “How did y-you know that?” she stammered.  “…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”
the fuck just happened
 #114 words and still a better read than 50 shades of grey
Fifty Shades Of Battery Charging
Obligatory “still a better love story than Twilight” comment.


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scuttlepig

The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”

the fuck just happened

 

Fifty Shades Of Battery Charging

Obligatory “still a better love story than Twilight” comment.

This is a great blog to follow, seriously

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