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I stabbed, a teletubby, because I love marijuana O.O
I Beat a bum because i’m sexy like that. bahaha
I shanked a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine. :’(
i cuddled with the trojan man because i’m sexy like that. yeah, that sounds about right.
I smoked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs. Lol.
i smoked, with a porn star, because im a pimp. lol too great.
I banged the kool-aid man cause I’m good in bed
I ran naked with a bum because i love marijuana. hah!
I stabbed a toothbrush because I’m a soldier girl.
I shot my boyfriend because I love cocaine. Okay
I shanked a toothbrush cause I’m sexy like that.
I shanked a bum cause I’m sexy and I know it
I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy like that.
goes keep stealing y tacos. Damn hoes.
I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos
I love to snort cocaine. O-o
i cuddled with my best friend because i’m a pimp!!! this is actually true shit haha
I stabbed a pothead because I’m sexy like that.
I ran naked with your mom because I’m sexy like that. (;
I shot a bag of weed because I love marijuana lol o.o
cuddled with the kool-aid man...I’m a pimp.. LAWL
i love marijuana… hahahhah
i ate my lover because im a pimp.
hoes keep stealing my tacos.. hahaha
slept with homer cause I love marijuana…
i ate a porn star because because i love marijuana #yolo #swagger4dayz #teamyolo #yolo
i love marijuana lol da fuck.
I needed a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Duh.
I love marijuanna Yep.